Barack Obama's Diary, Wednesday, July 9, 2014:
I visited the border today.
Of course, when I say I visited the border today, I don't mean that I gave in to pressure from those idiot Republicans and actually went to the physical border of the United States with Mexico.
What I did was, I visited a State that shares a border with Mexico.
I am very concerned about the humanitarian crises the influx of unaccompanied children represents. The dangers of their travel, the crimes committed against them, the diseases to which they have been exposed. That's why I visited the border today.
Of course, when I say I visited the border today because of my compassionate concern for those poor little stateless waifs, I don't mean that I gave in to pressure from those idiot Republicans and actually visited with those poor little stateless waifs.
What I did was attend some very important meetings with folks who also care very deeply about this humanitarian crisis. In fact, because they care so deeply about the humanitarian crisis, and trust my vast knowledge, skills and wisdom, they gave me large amounts of money.
Of course, when I say they gave me large amounts of money because they trust my knowledge, skills and wisdom, I don't mean that I've given in to pressure from those idiot Republicans and am diverting the funds they donated to aid the poor stateless waifs.
No. That money, it goes to insure the election of more great Americans of compassionate heart, like me, like Harry Reid, like Nancy Pelosi.
I visited the border today.
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Thursday, July 10, 2014
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Book Review: B.H. Obama's Citizens in the Attic
Not since VC Andrews first penned "Flowers in the Attic" has a tale of such chilling cruelty been told.
Real life publications presents B.H. Obama's first book, "Citizens in the Attic."
Read the true life tale of a nation whose citizens are an embarrassment
to its socialist/Marxist President. A nation of citizens that are
inconvenient. A nation of citizens that remind a President of his own
inadequacies, his own weaknesses.
Follow with horror as the Citizens in the Attic are fed a melange of
poisons, presented as treats, each powdered sugar coated to disguise the
poisonous tang of political arsenic: government bailouts of banks and
motor companies; tax increases; hijacking of the health care industry.
Who will live? Who will die?
Will those that should care, that should intervene, that should stop
the madness of the nation-o-cidal maniac act? Or will the Citizens in
the Attic wilt, droop, die?
Not since VC Andrews first penned "Flowers in the Attic" has a tale of such chilling cruelty been told.Real life publications presents B.H. Obama's first book, "Citizens in the Attic."
Read the true life tale of a nation whose citizens are an embarrassment to its socialist/Marxist President. A nation of citizens that are inconvenient. A nation of citizens that remind a President of his own inadequacies, his own weaknesses.
Follow with horror as the Citizens in the Attic are fed a melange of poisons, presented as treats, each powdered sugar coated to disguise the poisonous tang of political arsenic: government bailouts of banks and motor companies; tax increases; hijacking of the health care industry.
Who will live? Who will die?
Will those that should care, that should intervene, that should stop the madness of the nation-o-cidal maniac act? Or will the Citizens in the Attic wilt, droop, die?
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