It's Still Moving, Kill It: A Reason to Vote for Hillary

Dateline: The Campaign Trail--Hillary Clinton, Executive Producer of Benghazi: Americans Under Attack and No Help Coming Announces Casting Call for her next production, It's Still Moving, Kill It, a political thriller in which a nation once widely respected for its generous spirit, high powered economy, and winsomeness, is brought to final ruin by a brain-injured drunk whose previous experiences with power involved trying to destroy victims of her husband's sexual harassment.