Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Thom Tillis Gives a Report, I Give Him a Report Card

Senator Thom Tillis​ (R-NC) sent me a report on his first year in office.  It came from a "donotreply@" email address. Okay. I'll say it here then.

My report on your first year in office:
Obamacare still in place?
Check.
Obamacare enforcement mechanisms fully funded?
Check. 
EPA costly clean coal regulations proposed and adopted?
Check. 
EPA enforcement budget fully funded?
Check. 
Executive action on amnesty for childhood arrivals still under way?
Check. 
Full funding of executive action related agencies and programs in place?
Check. 
Executive action on amnesty for family members of childhood arrivals still under way?
Check. 
Full funding for executive action on amnesty for family members of childhood arrivals in place?
Check. 
Using up the lives of men and women in foreign wars and adventures?
Check. 
Reducing retirement benefits for the used up lives of men and women after dispatching them to our foreign wars and adventure?
Check. 
Massive federal purchasing of ammunition continuing apace?
Check. 
Continued threats and impositions on the natural right of self defense and the second amendment right to keep and bear arms?
Check. 
Continued confirmation of America loathing, brown nosed Obamanauts to positions of federal power and prominence?
Check. 
Impeachment underway?
Nope. 
Oversight bringing executive branch to heel?
Nope. 
Budgetary restraints in place.
Nope. 
Times being what they are, I have not produced this report in red ink. I realize doing so might constitute a trigger for you.

On the bright side, I don't pen this note to your constituents: "Gets along well with Democrats!"

There, Senator Tillis, is your actual 2015 year end report.

You get an "F."

It goes with a "You."