Monday, May 19, 2014

Sure Economy Sucks and People are Hurting, But First, Lemme Take a Selfie

The Banaljokers have a new hit. Lil Barrio and the Capitol Thugs singing, Let me take a selfie (during the memorial for a much loved and respected international leader):

When Moochie was in the stands
I kept on seeing her look at me while I was with that other girl and guy

Do you think she was just doing that to make me grovel and obey?
Because she was totally screaming at me all night last night
and I don't know if it's a travel agent call or not
So... like what do you think?
Did you think that German leader was pretty?
How did that White girl even get in here?
Do you see her?
She's so conservate and her politics are so tacky
Who reads the Constitution?
It's not even 2017, why does does the DJ keep on playing "Hey Hey Goodbye?"
After we go to the Situation Room, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first,
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE