Tuesday, May 3, 2016

ABC, The Absurd Bull Crap Network, Brings You The Sinister, "Make America Great Again" Terror Cry

ABC has a fictional program called "Quantico."

In a recently aired episode, apparently, in order to INSURE that WATCHERS knew the program was FICTION, they reported that terrorists had shouted, "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

You can see the clip here.

In every real terror incident in this country in recent memory, terrorists have shouted something, but it wasn't a DONALD TRUMP slogan. No. 

God forbid that ABC should confuse its low intelligence viewers by having terrorists on the program shout what our REAL LIFE TERRORISTS shout.

What is it that they shout?

C'mon, you know.

That's right, REAL TERRORISTS, they shout, "Allahu Akbar!"

Now ABC knows that 
  • the Ft. Hood terrorist did this
  • the Chattanooga terrorist did this
  • the San Bernardino terrorists did this
  • the Charlie Hebdo terrorists did this
  • the Paris attack terrorists did this
  • the Belgian attack terrorists did this
  • the Nigerian attack terrorists did this
  • the Cameroon attack terrorists did this
  • etc., etc., etc.

Given that ABC isn't stupid, what explanation possibly explains this production choice but does not assume the worst about those that made it?

Well, to my thinking, if ABC assumed (or rightly suspected) that its viewers may be stupid, they might have taken this approach as an appropriate steps to insure that their fictional entertainment program is readily distinguishable from their news programming.

To do this, then, they have obviously decided to have FAKE TERRORISTS in FAKE, FICTIONAL ENTERTAINMENT programming shout Donald Trump's "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN." Doing so insures that viewers will immediately recognize that the program IS DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY.

This, I think, is the only reasonable explanation for their decision that does not depend on sinister motives by the producers.

Of course, the likely reality is that the executive producers of "Quantico" are PROGRESSIVE, LIBERAL BASTARDS who seek to inflame passions on a mound of slanderous bastardy. 

But, really, what are the chances of that?