Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Some Responses on Obama's "I Could Win a Third Term!"

By now, you've heard the news. President Obama will not be running for a third term as President.

Oh, it isn't that he is fearful he'd lose. He's confident he'd win. He said so in his interview last week on "60 Minutes."

As it turns out, our own intrepid reporter was at a local New York watering hole during the Sunday evening broadcast. He came across a particularly drunken group of revelers who were listening in while tossing back shots, car bombs, Long Island Iced Teas, and long necks. Here are his verbatim notes of the conversation he overheard:

Hillary Clinton: Oh for pete's sake, isn't it enough that he's got the FBI on me, does he have to tell Democrat primary voters that they are getting second- and third-tier nominees.

Bernie Sanders: Well, I don't know. But I'm fairly certain that most women fantasize about being gang raped.

Typical Representative of the Lap Dog Media: Proof of America's racism. After all, FDR was allowed to run for a third, and a fourth term.

Liberal Academic: White Privilege prevails again.

Dr. Drew: The problem is that these home-schooled people have no real socialization, never meet or befriend folks different than themselves, and do everything they can to try and recreate an America that never existed, the America of Leave it To Beaver.
House and Senate Republicans: We could work with him, if re-elected.

#BlackLivesMatter‬ Representative: Black Presidents Matter!

UN Ambassador for the Islamic Republic of Iran: Please, bitch. No, seriously, we love this guy.

ISIS Recruiter: FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS!